Massey and Og's Travels through the Occident

Two Aussie blokes, two Guzzi Californias, and a lot of road!

Monday, July 31, 2006

Moto Corsa Save The Day.
Sunday, the day we'd planned to transit North, and I'm making a blog entry. We'd brought the departure forward from Tuesday in the hope of fewer trucks and other traffic on the motorways. Everything had gone well; Og's bike was ready and we had the paperwork in order.

Last Thursday afternoon I had been returning to London from the Midlands when I noticed a little clutch slip under hard accelleration. It wasn't too bad, and could be ridden around, but not something you want to start a 15,000 mile ride with. So after dropping Og at Steves and collecting his bike, I went down to Moto Corsa at Three Cross in Dorset. Despite arriving at 3.00 o'clock on Friday afternoon with the "and I'm just about to go on holiday" story, they were happy to launch into it.

Mike's analysis was gear oil on the plate, probably due to a failed clutch pushrod seal, so the back end came off. The thrust bearing fell out in John's hands, having collapsed; problem found. New bits, reassemble. Test ride suggests that a bit of provocation will burn off the remaining oil, probably, but also reveals an exhaust leak from the right port; the stud has sheared off. So I book in for 1.00 o'clock on Saturday to get that fixed, plus give the fuel injection a once over.

The old stud was drilled out and a new one fitted. Mike had all but finished tweaking the injection when he noticed a rotating rattle on engine shut down. We have a major problem; a clutch plate has sheared off the centre. Better here than Latvia is my first thought!

By now it was approaching 3 o'clock on Saturday afternoon. Anyone else would have said "Sorry mate, come back on Thursday", but Mike's response was quite the opposite. There were two of them there, it was late so there'd be no interuptions, he had some plates for his personal bike, so they should have it done by about seven. They sent me away on the shop hack, with a promise that they'd call me.

I paced the floor like a pregnant father for a couple of hours, and knowing that it would take me an hour to get there I weakened and called them at six. They would have the bike together by about seven, but not final checked. Mike offered to come in Sunday afternoon (apologising that he had a personal committment in the morning!) but we agreed that Monday morning would be fine.

So we'll start a day late, no big deal; but without the great service delivered unflinchingly by Mike and John at Moto Corsa, we'd be grounded for a week.
Mass.

Og's bike attracts interest!


Sunday, July 23, 2006

One of the problems with cyberspace, is you put something like this up then (previous comment deleted, there are children reading) some not nice person sends spam.

Ya just gotta wonder what these pathetic bottom feeding individuals get off on, but they are a good advertisment for capital punishment.

Please accept our apologies for the spam. At the moment it is from Anonymous (other posts have the sender's real nick). Don't follow the links, it is just on-line gambling and loans to cover your losses.

Please don't give these wankers any joy at all.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The 'fun' begins

Tuesday, 18 July.

I've arrived in the Uk, the advance party. I have business to do, but also being on the spot makes the last minute details of bike preparation that much easier.

The English "registration" system is way different to what we're used to. It's critical to get our paperwork right because we're going to go through several non-Eu countries. While the Eu is no fuss at all and papers won't even be checked, this only makes the non-Eu countries more paranoid. This is a big claim for some of them, where paranoia is the way of life.

My bike is no great drama, because it is already here, taxed, insured etc by it's co-owner, my mate Dave. However.... my name does not actually appear on any of the paperwork except the insurance policy, where I am listed as an authorised user. In order to get through the borders I need to have a formal and acceptable authorisation from Dave. At least that's something that we can concoct here.

Og's bike is another story. Not difficult per se, but an adventure into new terminology.

First you need a log book to identify the "keeper". You need this whether the bike goes or not, whether it is used or not. The "keeper" must have a UK address, so Og is now the registered keeper at a friend's address in London. First point done.

Second, you need to get an "MoT", which equates roughly with an Australian roadworthy, save that here it is an annual £23 requirement. The dealer Og bought from has done this, and I have it.

Thirdly, you need proof that the thing is insured. Ring up, pay with a card, should be no problem. However, to get the bike "taxed", that is legal for road use, you need to present your logbook, current MoT certificate and proof of insurance to the Post Office, and doubtless pay even more money before you're ready to roll.

This is the tricky bit. Sure, pay your insurance by card over the phone, but the receipt, the policy certificate etc comes by mail. Fortunately the UK mail system is pretty sharp, but you've still got to allow a couple of days until the paper arrives. Once presented and paid you're legal in the Uk and Eu, but the paperwork from the DVLA (Dept of Vehicle Licencing A-something) takes another week to arrive, and we'll need that to get into non-Eu countries.

Luckily, the first of these is Estonia, immediately preceded by Helsinki where we both have contacts and plan on spendinga few days. If the DVLA papers don't reach Og's UK address in time, then they can be forwarded to friends in Helsinki....

The fun begins!
Mass (JFerg)

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

The Progress So Far...

This is the plan so far, sorry it can't be pasted in the nice format from Excel. Basically it is a 'day', 'from' and 'to', where the 'to' is the planned overnight destination.

Og is in the process of trying to get the paperwork and insurances done for his Cali, the UK system is far from simple or efficient or logical.


Trip Details

Date From To/overnight
Wednesday, 2 August 2006 London to north somewhere, possibly Dundee
Thursday, 3 August 2006 Dundee to Altnaharra
Friday, 4 August 2006 Altnaharra/Scrabster to Kirkwall, Orkneys
Saturday, 5 August 2006 Kirkwall Ferry to Lerwick
Sunday, 6 August 2006 Lerwick
Monday, 7 August 2006 Lerwick Ferry to Bergen
Tuesday, 8 August 2006 Bergen to Forde, Norway
Wednesday, 9 August 2006 Forde to Trondheim
Thursday, 10 August 2006 Trondheim to Sorsele, Sweden
Friday, 11 August 2006 Sorsele to Palojoensuu Finland
Saturday, 12 August 2006 Palojoensuu to Alta (rock art)
Sunday, 13 August 2006 Alta to Lakeslv via Nordkapp
Monday, 14 August 2006 Lakeslv to Kemijarvi Finland
Tuesday, 15 August 2006 Kemijarvi to Kuopio
Wednesday, 16 August 2006 Kuopio to Helsinki
Thursday, 17 August 2006 Helsinki
Friday, 18 August 2006 Helsinki
Saturday, 19 August 2006 Helsinki
Sunday, 20 August 2006 Helsinki
Monday, 21 August 2006 Helsinki to Tallinin
Tuesday, 22 August 2006 Tallinin
Wednesday, 23 August 2006 Tallinin to Riga
Thursday, 24 August 2006 Riga Vilnius
Friday, 25 August 2006 Vilnius to near Warsaw Poland
Saturday, 26 August 2006 near Warsaw to Krakow
Sunday, 27 August 2006 Krakow to Prague
Monday, 28 August 2006 Prague
Tuesday, 29 August 2006 Prague to Vienna
Wednesday, 30 August 2006 Vienna
Thursday, 31 August 2006 Vienna to Rijeka Croatia
Friday, 1 September 2006 Rijeka to Dubrovnik
Saturday, 2 September 2006 Dubrovnik
Sunday, 3 September 2006 Dubrovnik to near Sofia, Bulgaria
Monday, 4 September 2006 near Sofia to Istanbul, Turkey
Tuesday, 5 September 2006 Istanbul
Wednesday, 6 September 2006 Istanbul to Canakale and Troy
Thursday, 7 September 2006 Canakale to Kavala via Gallipoli
Friday, 8 September 2006 Kavala to Thessaloniki, Greece
Saturday, 9 September 2006 Thessaloniki
Sunday, 10 September 2006 Thessaloniki to Igoumenista
Monday, 11 September 2006 Igoumenista then Ferry to Venice
Tuesday, 12 September 2006 Venice to Rome
Wednesday, 13 September 2006 Rome
Thursday, 14 September 2006 Rome
Friday, 15 September 2006 Rome
Saturday, 16 September 2006 Rome to Umbria villa
Sunday, 17 September 2006 Umbria villa
Monday, 18 September 2006 Umbria villa
Tuesday, 19 September 2006 Umbria villa
Wednesday, 20 September 2006 Umbria villa
Thursday, 21 September 2006 Umbria villa
Friday, 22 September 2006 Umbria villa
Saturday, 23 September 2006 Umbria to Venice
Sunday, 24 September 2006 Venice
Monday, 25 September 2006 Venice to Bologna
Tuesday, 26 September 2006 Bologne to Rome
Wednesday, 27 September 2006 Rome
Thursday, 28 September 2006 Rome
Friday, 29 September 2006 Rome
Saturday, 30 September 2006 Rome
Sunday, 1 October 2006 Rome to Como+/-
Monday, 2 October 2006 Guzzi Museum Mandelo di Lario
Tuesday, 3 October 2006 Mandelo to Airolo,
Wednesday, 4 October 2006 Airolo to Bormio
Thursday, 5 October 2006 Bormio to Ampezzo
Friday, 6 October 2006 Ampezzo to Innsbruck
Saturday, 7 October 2006 Innsbruck to Nurburgring (vroom!)
Sunday, 8 October 2006 Nurburgring to somewhere in France
Monday, 9 October 2006 France - Calais to London/The South


Not many sleeps to go now!